Stupid things you have heard people say about RO?

[Orange]

One i read here on RMS forums(Topics somewhere)

I will report you to the wizerd that runs this game.

I think that wins,

some that just happened to me

@main Player A: Help i /exall and i cant talk to friends
@main Player B: Type /inall
@main Player  A: /inall
@main Player B: ...
@main Me: alt+space+c fixes it
*few mins later*
@main Player A: i am back, you made me quit
@main Player B: Is it fixed?
@main Player A: PM me so i can see
@main Player A: ok i can see PM's now.


 :/

[Skoll]

Stupid things I have heard people say about RO?

Hm, well some of my friends when they saw it for the first time said it "has crappy graphics and looks gay". 

Boo to them!

Obviously, they have never had a true RO experience of their own. 
And, they are closed-minded when it comes to Online fantasy games for some reason, so they won't give it a chance.

[Zelos]

This happened recently on PoisonRO's forums.
"Can i Copy your staff rules?
Or can you give me sites where I could really find trusted custom items?
Can anyone help me in making custom maps or could you help us in our server as a staff there?No offense thanks!"

[A92FL0163]

"All MvPs share the same difficult, which mean, Battling a Beelzebub and a Moonlight is the same difficult"

/g Hey guild, join up today, we're attempting Moonlight ! Keep your TeamSpeak on!

[Symbiote]

Some kid asked my Lord Knight, whom at the time had Frenzy active, to buff him in Lighthalzen Dungeon 3.

[LiteX]

"All MvPs share the same difficult, which mean, Battling a Beelzebub and a Moonlight is the same difficult"

/g Hey guild, join up today, we're attempting Moonlight ! Keep your TeamSpeak on!

Lolwut?
How much time has he/she been playing RO?

[Orange]

I know that if I use fire endow my pressure will ignore raydric but will it work vs thara card?

Tripple fail :/

[Hutchy]

"I should use fire against Explosions, right? If my fire is stronger they will die?"

Oh. My. God.

[Descent]

DemonAngel : how kayin can hit for 16kk??
HolyAsuka : what armor are you wearing?
DemonAngel : swordfish
HolyAsuka : well there you go :S
DemonAngel : y??
Kayin Amoh : Dude. Wind Converter on Water? Do the math.
DemonAngel : no u use edp noob
DemonAngel : is edp no wind
DemonAngel : wind not do 16kk
HolyAsuka : just give it up jay :{
Negative : Rofl.
Negative : Converter Scroll > DemonAngel.
Demise : Lol.
DemonAngel : IS EDP NO WIND NOOBS
DemonAngel : DESOLATE NOOBS
DemonAngel : DESOLATE IS NOOB GUILD

Rofl. Good times, on FaithRO with Suka, Negs, and Demise.

[LiteX]

DemonAngel : how kayin can hit for 16kk??
HolyAsuka : what armor are you wearing?
DemonAngel : swordfish
HolyAsuka : well there you go :S
DemonAngel : y??
Kayin Amoh : Dude. Wind Converter on Water? Do the math.
DemonAngel : no u use edp noob
DemonAngel : is edp no wind
DemonAngel : wind not do 16kk
HolyAsuka : just give it up jay :{
Negative : Rofl.
Negative : Converter Scroll > DemonAngel.
Demise : Lol.
DemonAngel : IS EDP NO WIND NOOBS
DemonAngel : DESOLATE NOOBS
DemonAngel : DESOLATE IS NOOB GUILD

Rofl. Good times, on FaithRO with Suka, Negs, and Demise.

Haha, few people actually USE elements nowadays, and I really wouldn't trust what DemonAngel was saying in the first place, mainly calling someone who killed him a noob and too much abreviating

And some more:
"Lhz3 mobs are FFA"
"Bards are useless"
"People who use elemental armors are noobs"
"Ninjas is a first class like archers and swordsmans"
"Using Create Potion in the middle of towns is considered spamming"
"3rd classes are broken"(Someone QQing when they were still in the testing phase, around Feb 2009 i think)
"Esma is a stupid skill, it can't be used on players"
"*Dies a fair fight to player from X country*ban X country from the server plz"
"*Sends a DDOS attack to the server after dying in PvP*"-qRO HR, for those who didn't know
Pretty much the fact of a GM not knowing that 150 Dex is required for instant cast and calling herself "Experienced"

And not really stupid but:
Guy: Let's kill clocks, they are better exp than these
Me: K, let me calculate something first
Me:@mi Clock
*Some time passes*
Me:Hmm...my MATK is ~600, ~6000 will be the total damage from a L10 Firebolt, the elemental modifier will increase the damage to ~10500, ~8950 Damage because of it's MDEF, since clocks have like 11k HP, it would take 2 FB10 to kill them.
Guy:O_o wtf...

[Loki]

"wtf dun use backslide and cloak if 1 on 1" - XiaoLexLex, a SinX in SlumDogRO(Funny thing is, she doesn't use cloak and just attacks whenever she can click on an enemy. At that time I was a Hybrid SinX that uses DD and SB. So whenever I see her/him I just throw poison knife with a weapon that has SK on it until she freezes). On a side note, she thinks anyone she could kill once, is a noob. Unlimited fail.

"r u gm?" - random guy who died in PvP after a duel.

"I've played RO for 8 Years. I know almost everything about RO. I play with 6 different weapons and 3 different armors." A char which is actually a GM LV 80 without the GM sprites. Funny thing about his statement is, if he's played RO for 8 years, he should surely know that Thanatos works really well with high def and vit char. Especially if you have more than 99 vit

[A92FL0163]

"Bards are useless"

NOW I'VE LOST IT.

[Descent]

Haha, few people actually USE elements nowadays, and I really wouldn't trust what DemonAngel was saying in the first place, mainly calling someone who killed him a noob and too much abreviating

That was good ol' DA for you. Anytime he won, you were a noob. Kill him? You're still a noob.

Also, he was baffled by how my Crit damage went from 11.4K(my normal EDP rate) to a staggering 16.8K. Obvious elemental conflict. Just too stupid to realize it. He was also getting Water Balled by a Stalker and didn't switch when he chose to take me on.

But I'll agree with you on the Element thing...I think I was one of maybe SIX people on the entire server that had all four Converters, plus Cursed Waters in my inventory.

[Zoma]

Some guy came into my Vent and tried to argue with me about how Smiths were a great support class... 

[Descent]

Kaia: *uses Endure* Go.
JannyWiz: *spams bolts that do 8 damage*
JannyWiz: o.O
JannyWiz: *spams more bolts and stops*
rage2kk2: lol
Kaia: Done yet?
JannyWiz: *continues to bolt*
rage2kk2: How long are you going to keep this up?
Kaia: There's no way these bolts will kill me. I still have 158K to go.
rage2kk2: What's your max?
Kaia: 160.
JannyWiz: *stops bolting*
Ranma: What's going on?
rage2kk2: He's testing MDEF build
Ranma: ah
Ranma: XD
JannyWiz: *starts bolting again*
Negative: Rofl. Walking GTB, GO!
Kaia: I'm going for a smoke. Be back in five minutes.
Kaia: If I die...what the hell am I talking about. I won't die.

*five minutes later*

Kaia: Back.
Ranma: wb
rage2kk2: yo. he stopped bolting.
Kaia: What? Why?
JannyWiz: no sp T_T


Edwerdelrc: alchemist are best
Edwerdelrc: cuz acid dem dmg is based on ur blvl

Saske: *attempting to Full Strip somebody with FCP* y it not working?!